Friday, March 25, 2011

Lavender Field

Someday I shall run through this field:







In June.


I so very much love the smell of lavender. It is my favorite of smells. I often times run to our small lavender patch and run the lavender into my nose and smell and smell until the sense has gone numb and I can no longer tell what I'm even smelling.

I also like the smell of wet cement. When me and my kid brother, Milo were young children we would run outside after it rained and go lick the driveway because we loved the smell of it so much. I have suffered no serious repercussions. As for my brother, that is hard to say. We wised up as we got older though and no longer have wet-cement-licking habits. I do remember it tasting quite as good as it smells. Such fond memories were those.

While we're on embarrassing childhood confessions I also used to eat chalk. Fortuantely I kicked that habit before I reached the sixth grade.

I do have a normal diet now. In case you were wondering. I don't eat chalk or lick cement or anything else weird anymore.

Actually I was tempted to eat some clay yesterday in ceramics, but the kid sitting across from me did it before I had the chance to and spent the rest of the time over at the sink trying to wash the grit out of his teeth. So I just left that one alone.

Anyway.

I like lavender. And all flowers. My secret ambition is to be a florist. When I'm an elderly woman who is looking for an excuse to get away from her cranky husband's grandpa jokes I will retire to my garden, where I will be able to enjoy an assortment of all the world's most beautiful flowers. Also I will undoubtedbly have a big lavender patch. It's going to be freaking awesome guys.





Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Snocone.

I just wish snoshack would open.



Or any other shaved ice hut for that matter.

Last summer I made a goal to eat every single flavor offered at the shack down the road from my house. I only accomplished eating about 15, out of the like, 85 flavors. I just got stuck on eating the peach with cream on top I guess. I think I ate that one at least once a week. At least. Plus after eating the "cheesecake" snocone, and throwing up afterwards, I pretty much steered clear of all the weird flavors.

But look man, I'm not going to stand for that this year! 

I don't care how many strange flavors make me dry heave!

I'm tryin' them all.

All 85.

Or however many there are.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

My Dream Date

I believe we have all been asked at some point or another what our "dream" date would be.

A certain boy asked me this very question a few weeks ago, and I really don't think he gave me sufficient time to answer him, so I had to quickly come up with something, it was quite unfair really. But now that the idea has been stewing around in my mind for a while I think I can finally do the question justice.

Hannah's Dream Date

A handsome boy, tall, with windswept hair pulls up in a beat up pick up truck. As he gets out he looks off into the dusky midsummer sky. The weather is cool and nice, perfect. He walks up the porch and knocks three times.

I open up the door and he smiles that crooked smile of his.

"Hi there sweet thing," he says as he hands me a boquet of dandelions that he picked from his yard only an hour before.

We walk down the steps and he opens the door for me. Always the gentlemen, that boy.

We drive on down the road and I begin to question him about what the plan is for the night. He informs me that it is a surprise. I then look into the back of his truck and notice that a tarp is covering a massive load. I question him again. He tells me that I'll just have to wait and see.

We laugh and talk and tell stories, and before I know it we are driving up the windy road of the canyon, windows down and the cool summer breeze blowing through my hair. He turns on the radio and we both begin to sing "American Pie" as loud as our equally terrible voices can possibly go.

Eventually we end up at a small lake, he pulls off the road, and comes around and opens my door. We then walk around to the back of the truck and he takes the tarp off the bed. Inside is a canoe, a small cooler and some fishing poles.

We drag the canoe into the lake, set bait onto our lines and begin to drift out into the water.

After half an hour of no success we decide to dig into the cooler. He pulls out some jars of homemade lemonade and a bag of cherries. We sit there and laugh and spit the pits of the sweet cherries out into the water.

What. What is this?

His bobber sinks down into the water.

Excitedly he grabs his pole and yanks it upward.

"I think I got one!!" he yells to me.

He begins to reel his line in, fighting. It's a big one.

Suddenly. Unexpectedly. The pole snaps in two and all hope is lost.

He looks at me with a shocked look on his face. What the heck? We both start to laugh as we look at his broken fishing pole. Eh, it was an old one anyway.

"Do you want to go on a hike?" he says to me.

That is probably a good idea, I say, considering your pole is broken.

So he rows us back to shore and we put all our gear back into the truck.

We then hike up the small dirt trail, and he points out an elk to me in the distance. We both get real quiet and watch as it runs off into the trees, and then set on our way again. We walk and walk until we end up in a grove of wild onions, the boy finds a nice big rock and we both sit down. We talk for a while and then it gets quiet. The silence is nice. He looks down at me and pulls a laffy taffy out of his pocket, and then proceeds to read to me a super lame joke. I don't mind though.

Soon it is time for us to head back, as the sun has begun to sink low and it's best if we aren't caught in the woods after dark. We begin walking down the dirt trail and he reaches out and grabs my hand.

Eventually we reach the car. We both climb in and he turns on the country station. I hold my arm out the window and let the last bit of the warm night air blow against my arm. He looks at me and his eyes crinkle up and he smiles. I smile too.

Cheesy, yes.

But perfect too.


Monday, March 7, 2011

Piano, Man.

I've been taking piano since I was eleven years old.

And I'm only barely about to graduate level 3, people.

LEVEL 3.

pathetic.

I attribute this to a two year period from the age of 14 to 16 of absolutely no piano, and then many weeks gone by without any practice.

However I still continue to take lessons. From my very own grandmother too. This is especially convenient since I get fed yogurt and hamburgers when I go over there once a week. I love my grandma. Even when she hits me over the head with the hymn book because I don't practice at all.

I kind of get the feeling that I am never going to be some great concert pianist, but I'm ok with that. As long as I can play love songs and a little bit of boogie woogie every now and again I'm pretty content.

Here is my dream piano:


Yes, it exists. The fire engine red upright piano. Oh baby. One day I shall own one of these. One day my children shall gather around it like the Von Trapp children and sing songs while I jam out some crazy tunes.

It's going to be awesome.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

My Future Home

I believe I would like a house with blue shutters.




And probably a blue door too. I'm leaning more towards the Robin's Egg blue color in the picture immediately above.

Just sayin'.