College Livin'

Technically I'm not in college yet. BYU-I doesn't start until the 12th of September, and I don't even move out until the 8th. So pretty much I have been sobbing over everyone's facebook statuses....

"College is so great!!! I luv it!!! 4eva!!!"

"Me and my roommates just bought a big screen TV and then had a dance party in the street! Woo! College ROCKS!"

"My professor looks like Mr. Rogers! lollzzz. Luv college life."

"So many attractive men AT COLLEGE! Love it here at BYU!"

Ok so maybe those "statuses" were a little bit of an exaggeration. But that's basically the kind of material people have been posting. Pretty much college sounds awesome. Everyone and their dog started like, last week. And I'm still waking up and going to work in the morning. I haven't even packed up all my junk yet. Good news is that there's only seven more days THEN I get to start college livin'. And partyin'. And stuff. Except we're not allowed to wear shorts, or capris up at Rexburg, so probably there won't be any partying. Everyone knows that a life without capris and shorts is no life at all. Especially a partying life.

That was a joke. I don't even wear capris. And Rexburg is cold. So NBD.

Plus my life is a party practically every day anyway. I mean just today I ate a J-Dawg wit some buds. That was wild, believe me. I had sauerkraut, pickles AND onions on it. Just imagine the current smell of my breath. Now if that's not living life on the edge I don't know what is.

Anyway, the point of this post is to say that I'm REALLY REALLY excited for college. I can't wait until I'm movin up to Idaho, into my awesome dorm with my awesome roommates and awesome best friend. And decorating my awesome room with my awesome decorations I bought. Which awesomely I haven't bought any, but I'm sure I'll find some. Maybe I'll buy a Jet Li poster. JK. I'd probably buy like a Lord of the Rings poster. Let's be real here.

So yeah... eat a J-Dawg.

Note: Actual J-Dawg is better tasting than this picture makes it out to be.