Thursday, September 1, 2011

College Livin'

Technically I'm not in college yet. BYU-I doesn't start until the 12th of September, and I don't even move out until the 8th. So pretty much I have been sobbing over everyone's facebook statuses....

"College is so great!!! I luv it!!! 4eva!!!"

"Me and my roommates just bought a big screen TV and then had a dance party in the street! Woo! College ROCKS!"

"My professor looks like Mr. Rogers! lollzzz. Luv college life."

"So many attractive men AT COLLEGE! Love it here at BYU!"

Ok so maybe those "statuses" were a little bit of an exaggeration. But that's basically the kind of material people have been posting. Pretty much college sounds awesome. Everyone and their dog started like, last week. And I'm still waking up and going to work in the morning. I haven't even packed up all my junk yet. Good news is that there's only seven more days THEN I get to start college livin'. And partyin'. And stuff. Except we're not allowed to wear shorts, or capris up at Rexburg, so probably there won't be any partying. Everyone knows that a life without capris and shorts is no life at all. Especially a partying life.

That was a joke. I don't even wear capris. And Rexburg is cold. So NBD.

Plus my life is a party practically every day anyway. I mean just today I ate a J-Dawg wit some buds. That was wild, believe me. I had sauerkraut, pickles AND onions on it. Just imagine the current smell of my breath. Now if that's not living life on the edge I don't know what is.

Anyway, the point of this post is to say that I'm REALLY REALLY excited for college. I can't wait until I'm movin up to Idaho, into my awesome dorm with my awesome roommates and awesome best friend. And decorating my awesome room with my awesome decorations I bought. Which awesomely I haven't bought any, but I'm sure I'll find some. Maybe I'll buy a Jet Li poster. JK. I'd probably buy like a Lord of the Rings poster. Let's be real here.

So yeah... eat a J-Dawg.



Note: Actual J-Dawg is better tasting than this picture makes it out to be.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

A Pillow of Blue Bonnets

With all the weddings I've been surrounded by as of late - I began to wonder about my own future wedding and what I'd like it to be like.

One thing I am sure of, I want a bouquet of wildflowers.

It would be necessary for me and husband to pick them ourselves. We'd probably take a little mountain stroll a day or two before we're wed and march ourselves along some rugged trail picking indian paintbrush and blue bonnets and those cute little yellow and white flowers. Then we'd pass by a particularly awesome flower and husband man would pick it and put it in my hair and tell me that I was as "pretty as the morning". Then we would walk away into the sunset.

Commence your puking.

But it is true. And it'll be just as cheesy, if not more so than described.

When we got back home I'd just stick the bouquet in a mason jar and the night before we get hitched I'll tie 'em all together with some pretty pink ribbon.




Oh, love.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Lovely Locks

Vanity always was my favorite sin.

Just kidding, but I am kind of a junkie for figuring out cool new hair styles, and this summer I've been really into beach waves, and messy, braided hair.

Like so:



Kate Hudson, dang that girl can pull off beach waves like perfectly, every time.

Sometimes I feel a little shafted though cuz with my bangs some of these hairstyles just don't look as good. But whatev, I can still try.

I've done my research and from experience I can tell ya the best way to get beach waves, for those of us who are not naturally wavy, is to spritz your hair with sea salt spray before styling.


I bought this stuff - Not Your Mother's Sea Salt Spray from Wal-Mart and it works pretty darn good if I do say so myself! The theory behind it all is that it gives your hair texture. The kind of smokin hot texture you get when you just come running out of the ocean on a summer day. Like huzzah - Beach Hair!! Beach Babe Hair. I want to be a Beach Babe. So anyway, this stuff costs like 3 bucks I think. And if you're dead broke you can always just mix some regular salt with some water, but the above stuff smells like coconuts so I suggest buying it if you're into smelling good and what not.

The next step after sea-salting your beautiful hair is to take a medium sized curling iron, and wrap your hair around it. None of that clamp-and-roll business. Just grab some hair, and wrap it around the barrel and hold it for a few seconds. Just long enough to get a wave - cuz you don't want a tight curl. True Beach Babes don't have curls, they have waves. Messy waves.

So after you do that to your whole head I usually just spray some regular run-of-the-mill hair spray and whip my hair around a few times to AC/DC or something. Cuz I'm, like, totally a hardcore rocker.

That was a joke.

But just whip your hair around a bit, no rock n' roll tunes necessary, and scrunch. Messy it up.

And voila!! You have yourself some beach waves like Kate Hudson in the picture above.

Friday, August 5, 2011

Hello, I am hungry.

It has recently come to my attention that, like many of you, I will soon become a college student. With that comes certain responsibilities. Such as cooking my own food. For the most part I plan on living on Cup-o-Ramen, but for those rare occasions when I find extra change in the couch cushions I need to sharpen up my cooking abilities!

I'm no Iron Chef .

You pickin up what I'm puttin' down?

 So I gotta get myself all sorts of chef practice and what not.

Starving College Student Eatin' Recipe #1

Get your spatulas and elbow macaroni noodles out, people!!


Mac + Cheese Casserole

We eat real fancy where I come from. In case you couldn't tell. Anyway.




3 c. elbow macaroni
4 T. margarine
4 T. flour
2 c. milk
6 oz. cream cheese
2 c. shredded cheddar
1/4 tsp. salt
dash pepper
1/2 c. dry bread crumbs


Cook macaroni. In separate saucepan melt margarine, stir in flour until smooth. Using whip, gradually add milk. On medium heat bring to a boil, cook and stir 1 minute. Reduce heat, add cheeses and salt + pepper. Stir until smooth. Add pasta to sauce, transfer to baking dish.

For the topping: melt 1 T. margarine and toss breadcrumbs in. Sprinkle over your mac.

Bake at 400 degress for 15 minutes.

It is delicious.



Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Farewell Elder

This little lad left to the MTC today.




He's going to the Tawain Taichung Mission! Congratulations Elder Allen!


    Thus far I have watched three of my close friends leave to their missions. I seriously have never felt more proud than watching my friends make the choice to dedicate two years of their lives in service to the Lord. Such an honorable thing to do. I really look up to them.

    The downside is always the goodbye though. I mean what can you even say? Like - "Hey see ya later!"

    For some reason that just never seems to suffice. I really wish there was a word that meant something along the lines of "Your friendship has meant the world to me, I'm so proud of you for making this decision. I have enjoyed our time together and will miss you greatly. Love ya!"

    Except there isn't a single word that means all of that so we all just have to stick with "See ya!". Plus bending down on one knee and confessing all your deep feelings about a person and their friendship as you're walking away from a missionary open house isn't entirely appropriate. So goodbye simply must make do.

    I'm just going to invent a new word I think, that fits everyone's goodbye needs. Deeper than goodbye, less awkward then "I miss you, I love you... blah blah blah."

    I'll let you know once I think of it.


Friday, July 29, 2011

Burgers, baby.

If I had a last meal, it would be a quarter pounder with cheese, and a Dr. Pepper.





Greasy it may be. But I'm a girl who appreciates real good, delicious, American food.

Sure, maybe my life expentancy has dropped to 59, but there really isn't anything better than a burger straight off the grill. Even the grills of the McDonald's variety.

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Never Been Kissed

Why yes, I am 18 years old and have never been kissed.

Occasionally I am embarrassed about it, particularly when I am in a group of girls that is going around in a circle sharing first kiss stories and then it gets to me and they all look at me with eyes full of knowing and pity and tell me that I should just make a story up.

I was always one for a little bit of cheese so I make up this perfect kiss story, they all clap, and then we continue going around the circle. (What's super awesome is that one of my friends later asks about who the boy was, totally forgetting that the story was completely made up).

But later I remind myself about the multiple opportunites I have had to kiss, and I'm glad that I never took them, because let's be honest, sitting on a filthy park bench at 12:30 at night, being asked by some boy to kiss him because it's his "last night in town" is not exactly what I want to tell my kids about down the road.

It's just that you know when you really like someone, and everyone else kind of pales in comparison? Yes. Because of this you could say that I have become a very picky gal over the years. I know what I want. I'm not expecting perfection, but I do have a pretty good idea about what I'm looking for in a man and just because I am not tempted by every Tom, Dick and Harry doesn't mean that I have issues.

The other night I was sitting around a bonfire discussing my VL-ness with two of my guy friends. One of them was criticizing me for being picky. I told him that I would rather kiss nobody then kiss someone I didn't really like. He then offered to let me kiss him. He was completely serious. I was completely uninterested, although very amused.

I am by no means 'saving' my first kiss for my husband. But should I end up kissing someone and he ends up being the person I marry and I never brush my lips with another soul for as long as I live... I am totally cool with that.

What I'm really trying to get at is that I want to kiss someone I like a lot. Not just someone I'm attracted to, or someone who happens to offer up their lips so that I can "know what it feels like". I want to kiss someone who makes me go weak in the knees, someone who will take my hand and ask me to dance with him on the side of the road just because. Someone who will steal a glance at me when I'm not looking and smile that crinkly smile of his because he adores me so much. Someone who loves me for me. That is what I'm waiting for. And when I am finally lucky enough to be kissed by said man, it's going to be the end of it all. The end of life as I know it. And I am going to be walking on cloud nine because of how absolutley wonderful it all is. It's going to be freakin awesome!