Day 4: Food that I Eateth

My alarm rang at the usual 5:30 am this morning, and as usual I hit the snooze twice. Those ten minutes of extra sleep mean a lot to me. So anyway, after I rolled out of bed and onto the floor, crawling, hands and knees into my bathroom, grasping the counter top and pulling myself up to look into my bloodshot eyes, I realized that I wasn't going to make it to first period this morning.

Happily I skipped back to my bed.

7:30 or so rolls around and I wake up. A growling sensation inside my stomach occurs. What should I eat, I think to myself? So many possibilities! Eating is seriously one of the most exciting things to me haha. Happiness is growing inside of me just as I think of it. But generally when I wake up later I try to get ready first and then go get breakfast on my way out.

Some amount of time later as I am on my way out to school I grab my brown paper lunch sack, that never fails to be waiting for me on the counter each day, I rummage through it while I unlock my car door, and pull out a...............

BANANA!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!! YAAAA!!!!!!

Actually that is a bunch of bananas. I did not have that many though. Just one.

So as I'm holding the steering wheel with one hand, driving down the lane to school, I unpeel my banana and eat it happily.

However, a banana does not seem to quite satisfy my hunger, so... once again I reach inside my lunch sack, rummaging for something good, digging for a gold, and find.....

A poptart?

Hmmm, I think to myself. I do not usually eat these things. Shall I partake?

I look down into my lunch sack, realizing that the only other options are a bag of candy hearts and a frozen capri sun.

Yes, I partake.

It had been quite sometime since I have had a poptart, probably many years in fact. It was good though.

Then I chuckle quietly to myself, thinking that, I have once again, eaten most of my lunch before third period even starts.

Here are some of my favorite foods:

Dr. Pepper, baby.

I ate a five patty one of these things once. Part of the hamburger went up my nose because my friend Danny B made me laugh. It hurt really bad. One time I also had fruit leather go up my nose, that was also unpleasant.

Oh how I love giant pickles.

Here is a picture of a lady holding a giant pickle. I don't know who she is. Also I have never eaten a pickle that big before.

Steak with A-1 sauce. Only way to go. Medium-Rare to Well-done. Either way I'm satisfied.

Mashed potatoes!

STRAWBERRIES. We have a little patch of these in our garden. I greedily hoard them all to myself.

I drink a glass of this every morning. Oh sweet chocolate milk. Love of my life.